JOHN A. WOODEN - Satirist. Cybertrash.

Hello. Welcome to my worthless homepage. I am a Brooklyn-based producer, writer, editor and designer of sundry websites, books, games, and swag – specializing of late in pinko-flavored political parody & satire.

Below is a sampling of some recent personal projects, as well as a snapshot of my work-for-hire history.

WEBSITES/PARODIES: (Partial List)

BOOKS:

TRADING CARDS: SCRIBBLING FOR HIRE:
I've been known to occasionally write for others, including: PRODUCTION/CONSULTING:
When not being a wholly juvenile twit, I have also managed and/or produced major web initiatives for various companies, including:
  • Turner Broadcasting
  • MAXIM Magazine
  • JOKES.com (Comedy Central)
  • Cadbury Adams
  • Sony Electronics
  • Microsoft Corporation
  • National Geographic Society
  • American Express
  • Simon & Schuster


©2007

Miscellaneous Inexplicable
Kudos For My Projects:

"Hilarious" "A minor triumph"
   – The New York Times

"Spot On"
   – BBC

"Scathing, wickedly funny commentary"
   – Detroit Metro Times

"Especially sharp parody"
   – Salon

"In"
   – Vanity Fair

"Offensive, irreverent... bitingly funny"
   – Orlando Sentinel

"John A. Wooden is Satan's best friend."
   – Greg Palast
     Armed Madhouse

"Hilarious, dead-on parody. Brilliantly subversive."
   – About.com

"Extremely funny... one of the best."
   – Neal Pollack

"Brilliantly hamfisted"
   – TIME

Awards Won:

  • Best Humor Site (CHICKENHEAD.COM)
    2000 South by Southwest Festival (SXSW)
  • Best Internet Parody (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
    DotComedy Awards (Five Years Running: 2001-2006)

Award Nominations:

  • Webby Awards: Best Humor Site (2003, 2002)
  • Utne Independent Press Award (2003)
  • Best of Web: HBO US Comedy Arts Festival (2001)
 

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