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John Allen Wooden's WHITEHOUSE.ORG

  WHITEHOUSE.ORG  

WHITEHOUSE.ORG was a long-running political parody website produced & edited by me, John Allen Wooden, during two separate tenures spanning vastly different political and internet realities.

The Bush Era: 2001-2009

During the slow-motion train wreck that was the George W. Bush Administration, we entertained millions of people per month, sold a ton of silly swag, published a spin-off book with Penguin USA, staged a critically-acclaimed off-Broadway play, and (best of all) invoked the wrath of Vice President Dick Cheney himself. Good times.

John Allen Wooden's WHITEHOUSE.ORG Homepage Screenshot (2009)

“Hilarious” – The New York Times

“In” – Vanity Fair

“Spot on” – BBC

“Hysterical… Searing political parody” – CNN

“Brilliantly ham-fisted” – TIME

“Scathing… Wickedly funny” – Detroit Metro Times

“Offensive, irreverent… bitingly funny.” – Orlando Sentinal

“The jury's out on Wooden’s ability to make anyone laugh.” – New York Post

In late 2002, the Bush Administration sent me an extremely odd nastygram on exquisitely fine White House stationery. In the letter (below), Vice President Dick Cheney's in-house attorney, David S. Addington, made multiple implied legalistic threats while citing case law that conveniently ignored the existence of a little thing called "The First Amendment." It was a classic bullying tactic, doubtless initiated by the late gorgon Second Lady Lynne Cheney. I promptly called the ACLU, who found the entire thing so absurd, they initially thought I was making it all up. But the White House confirmed the letter, which naturally sparked a big kerfuffle in the national media – including articles in The New York Times, Washington Post, New York Post, and more. The hub-bub was very short-lived however, due to to the launch of a little mishap called the Iraq War.  

John Allen Wooden in New York Times article about WHITEHOUSE.ORG dispute with Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne Cheney
John Allen Wooden in Washington Post article about WHITHOUSE.ORG
Letter to John Allen Wooden from Vice President Dick Cheney's White House attorney David S. Addington about WHITEHOUSE.ORG (page 1)
Letter to John Allen Wooden from Vice President Dick Cheney's White House attorney David S. Addington about WHITEHOUSE.ORG (page 2)

Alas, the satire was sometimes lost on the humor-impaired...

...and yet somehow not on the actual White House Press Secretary:

Becki & Ari Fleischer Thank You Letter to WHITEHOUSE.ORG

(When Ari Fleischer’s Target.com wedding registry leaked, I couldn’t resist sending the happy couple a little something.)

Dear Dubya – The Play

“Dear Dubya” is an off-Broadway play I wrote in 2005, based on thousands of emails written to George W. Bush by the general public that were accidentally sent to WHITEHOUSE.ORG.

John Allen Wooden's Dear Dubya: Patriotic Love Letters to WHITEHOUSE.ORG

“A minor triumph” – The New York Times

“Go to laugh; stay to weep.” – TimeOut NY

“Powerful” – NYTheatre.com

“Disturbing… quite funny” – Theatremania

“Potential Cult Hit” – Ben Brantley, NYT

The Trump Era: 2017-2018

In 2017, I rebooted WHITEHOUSE.ORG with the original writing team after an eight-year hiatus. Sadly, with the internet having grown so toxically post-reality, and Donald J. Trump already being a grotesque parody, we soon concluded he couldn’t be satirized without treading in waters too putrid for even our vile tastes. So we walked away. Alas, irony died so… ironically.

John Allen Wooden's WHITEHOUSE.ORG Homepage Screenshot (2017) - The Donald J. Trump Years
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